I believe, in no particular order:
1. Forgiveness and love are both decisions.
2. If the bar is too low, everyone is just playing limbo.
3. There are dances that should be more forbidden than the lambada.
4. Recipes in my grandmother's handwriting are precious-notes in her bible are better.
5. Rock, scissor, paper should have more options.
6. Little girls in high heels are for playing dress up only.
7. Smart water might be a waste of good money.
8. Character and integrity are not as common as they should be.
9. A career in tattoo removal might be a lucrative business in the next several years.
10. Kids should say yes ma'am, no ma'am, yes sir, no sir.
11. It's markedly more difficult to walk the walk than to talk the talk, and infinitely more important.
12. Someone should rethink superhero costumes.
13. 80's music is way better than 70's-and 90's wins!
14. A faithful friend is both rare and precious.
15. Bikinis have no redemptive value.
16. Bagpipes should be the official instrument of Amazing Grace.
17. If you have to get chewed out, it sounds better in a british accent.
18. God has a good reason for making the possum so ugly.
19. Humility and pride are often misunderstood and more often confused.
20. I should learn the lyrics to the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week" before I die. I also like sushi because it's never touched a frying pan.
21. That a mom's coolness score should not be lowered because she drives a minivan.
22. There is never a good reason for socks with sandals.
23. It's easier to medicate than to discipline.
24. A Lowe's giftcard makes a better mother's day gift than flowers.
25. Everyone should have someone in their life that speaks Jesusism, rantisms, momisms, and Spouseisms.
http://spouseisms.blogspot.com/2012/06/big-beliefs-little-beliefs.html?spref=tw
Yes!! Agree!!! 9, 12, 20--Bah!
ReplyDelete25--So cool!
It's a great idea! We should do an impromtu challenge like this every so often.
DeleteLove this!! 6, 15, 21, and 23!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat to meet a fellow 'Snarky Momma'...lol
DeleteDo you have personal experience with #17? Cause if so, I'd love to hear that story!
ReplyDeleteI wish. I just remember hearing Prime Minister Tony Blair and thinking that I could be chewed out by him and come away thinking it was a great experience.
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